1. This morning.

    This morning.

     
  2. I looked like such a creeper

    I looked like such a creeper

     
  3. #guesswhatpart

    #guesswhatpart

     
  4. 12:20

    Notes: 25

    Reblogged from sidnugget

    sidnugget:

    I want Ezra Koenig to choke me and maybe murder me

     
  5. 12:20

    Notes: 23998

    Reblogged from whorville

    brngrmln:

    bolto:

    straight ppl are wild why you needa make out in the line for juice

    straight ppl like to make out in stupid spots and then get all weird abt it like “i kissed you in the frozen food section at super walmart i am the reason storms are named after people”

     
  6. 12:11

    Notes: 79819

    Reblogged from tumblinwithhotties

    loregasmic:

    thecakebar:

    Chocolate Chip Cookie Peanut Butter S’mores Bars 

    …could you repeat that? I couldn’t hear you over the sound of me shooting my fucking load.

     
  7. 12:10

    Notes: 6126

    Reblogged from saultheghostmaker

     
  8. 12:10

    Notes: 65762

    Reblogged from ruinedchildhood

    
Lana in New York


Don’t be afraid of me. Don’t be ashamed.

    Lana in New York

    Don’t be afraid of me. Don’t be ashamed.

    (Source: dellrey)

     
  9. 12:06

    Notes: 517202

    Reblogged from theimpossiblereader

    nepetasfatcock:

    polarisopposites:

    this is one of my favorite posts

    I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING OH GOD i SNORTED FCUK OH GOD

    (Source: solluxander)

     
  10. 12:02

    Notes: 323647

    Reblogged from theimpossiblereader

    fuckingconversations:

    wishuponawish:

    hookandthedaggersxvx:

    Virginity only matters if you’re lighting the black flame candle to summon witches.

    Actually, When people talk about “blood of a virgin”, what’s actually meant is “virgin blood”, aka blood that’s never before been used in a ritual.

    Therefore, virginity doesn’t matter for anything.

    *noises of comprehension and frustration that I didn’t make that connection before*

     
  11. 12:01

    Notes: 35379

    Reblogged from matador-de-hormigas

    (Source: manhood)

     
  12. 12:01

    Notes: 143126

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    isolated-animals:

    mairelon:

    el-hotel-bella-muerte:

    insanityisallihavegoingforme:

    meanwhileinpurgatory:

    no-more-yielding-but-a-dream:

    aconsultingblogger:

    aidanturnerconfessions:

    If you can show me a man that looks better than Richard Armitage in military uniform I will give you my first born

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    I see your Tennant and raise you Hiddleston and Cumberbatch

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    i see your hiddleston and cumberbatch and raise you ackles

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    I acknowledge your Ackles and raise you Rogers

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    BAM GERARD WAY

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    Have a Sebastian Stan

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    (Source: majestickili)

     
  13. 12:00

    Notes: 43681

    Reblogged from theimpossiblereader

    hardspock:

fuck—spock:

remyxpietro:

nosdrinker:

it’s happening

Imma frick them

DO NOT FRICK THE ALIENS

excuse me but your url is “fuck—spock”

    hardspock:

    fuck—spock:

    remyxpietro:

    nosdrinker:

    it’s happening

    Imma frick them

    DO NOT FRICK THE ALIENS

    excuse me but your url is “fuck—spock”

     
  14. 11:58

    Notes: 286

    Reblogged from unkind-fairy

    (Source: hrsvt)

     
  15. 11:57

    Notes: 1328

    Reblogged from unkind-fairy